Stacy...Sensibly Insane

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

ESCAPE the Mondayn: Episode#2

Hello and welcome to our two day Memorial episode of ESCAPE THE MONDAYN, a weekly game show found only on the Sensibly Insane Channel. I’m your host Stacy Holmes. Why thank you, my gown this evening was chosen from the exclusive design house of .

Firstly, I'd like to wish all of our American viewers a Happy Memorial Day and send out a big wave and thank you to all the Veterans, home and away. Because of the holiday we are having a two day epidode because Tuesday will feel like a Monday to most of you.

Here's how it works: As most people need an escape from the mundane and especially from Mondays, our game is designed to do just that. In a few moments, I will post an escape for Monday and it will simply be your job to tell me what you are doing.

Don’t forget, a random draw will be made at the end of the episode and one lucky contestant will win a gift from the prize wheel!

Today’s celebrity guest spinner is coming off a whirlwind promo tour for the third installment of his spectacular action trilogy. Please give a warm round of applause for X-men’s Wolverine himself...Hugh Jackman

G’day Stacy. I’m very happy to be here.

And we’re very glad you could take a few minutes out of your busy schedule. Now, if you could please remove your shirt, we’ll get this game started.

My shirt?

Yes, Hugh. The contract, remember? Section 3, Subsection 5, Paragraph 2, Bullet C in 6 point font...and I quote, “All male celebrity spinners must remove their shirts and/or any other clothing/items that prohibit the readers of the program from a perfect visual and/or fantasy of said celebrity’s naked torso/upper body. The discarding of remaining clothing is optional.” Unquote.

Hmm, must have missed that part. But, I wouldn’t want to break a contract now, would I? **winks to the audience**

Excellent, I knew you would understand. Here, let me hold your shirt. Mmmmm, what a masculine cologne you wear. **confiscates shirt and tucks under the podium**

Okay then, time to get started. Flex those muscles, Hugh, and give us a spin, then you can tell our contestants what the prize for today will be.

Here we go ladies....tickety-tickety-tickety-tickety....tickety-tickety-tickety....tickety-tickety....tickety...tick...The prize wheel landed on a mini scrapbook kit.

How appropriate. After they watch you cut up the bad boys onscreen, they can go home and cut up some pictures for themselves. So, let’s get started. Ready everyone?

Here we go...

Today’s escape has you rushing to the airport after a busy day at work because you have a business meeting first thing tomorrow morning in Kansas City. You are late to your flight and not paying attention to the attendant talking to you because the teens in line behind you have their MP3’s turned up to super sonic bass. You are tired from a crappy day full of meetings, groggy from the valium you took because of your fear of flying, and all you want to do is find your seat and grab a nap on the flight. You do just this and before you know it, you wake up to find the plane has reached its destination and the stewardess is urging you to leave with the other passengers. A little disorientated, you disembark, find your luggage then go out to hail a cab. When you give the cabbie your destination, he bursts out in a huge belly laugh and says, “You ain’t in Kansas anymore Dorothy. This is Vegas baby!”....FREEZE.

Let yourself dream, let yourself escape and tell me what happens next. Do you go back into the airport or do you head on into Sin City...and what happens when you do? Give me two lines or give me twenty, it doesn't matter. Don’t hold back...let yourself escape!

Remember, you don’t need to be a writer, you don’t need to be a reader, heck, you don’t even need to be sane if you don’t want to be. This is a fun game all about you so don’t be shy, don’t be a lurker, just dive in and...

Note: Anyone can play but don’t forget to include your name! Without a name you can’t be put into the draw for the prize wheel gift!

Posted by Stacy Dawn :: 5:38 PM :: 17 comments

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