Stacy...Sensibly Insane

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Monday, July 24, 2006

ESCAPE the Mondayn: Episode #10

Hello and welcome to ESCAPE the Mondayn. A weekly game show found only on the Sensibly Insane Channel. I'm your host, Stacy Holmes, and, in celebration of our 10th episode, we are holding a retro dance party! And, as an added bonus since I will be blogging at Word Flirts on Tuesday, it will be another two-day episode!

Remember when 'wake-me-up-before-you-go-go' neon was the new black and big hair ruled the salons? In honor of both, I'm wearing a dress from

Remember legwarmers? Single glittered gloves? Sixteen Candles? When MTV launched it's first video and a certain handsome bad-boy got our hearts a pumpin' with Dirty Dancing? Yes, you guessed it, please welcome our celebrity guest spinner for today....Patrick Swayze.

Hello ladies.

And a big hello to you, Patrick. Before we start, I was wondering if you could take a moment to teach us some of those moves that made your movie so popular back in our prime.

I'd be happy too.

**Takes Stacy to the middle of the stage, places her hand on his shoulder and firmly tucks her other hand in his. She winks at the audience** Ladies, these are the perks of being the host.

Okay, Stacy. Just follow my lead and...**tips her chin up with a finger and points to his eyes--which are even more amazing up close** Look right here.

**Hungry Eyes plays in the background as she follows him move for move**

You're doing great.

Thank you. You're not too shabby yourself.

**she fans herself and stares at him dreamily after he finsihes on a long, low dip** Whew! You can call me, Baby, anytime.

**sexy chuckle**

**clears throat and pushs hair back where it had fallen free**
Yes, right, well, we better get back to the game. Patrick, will you please give our prize wheel a spin and tell us what one lucky contestant will win from our retro episode today.

You got it, Baby. Tickety-tickety-tickety-tickety....tickety-tickety-tickety....tickety-tickety....tickety....tick. The wheel landed on a Mini Neon Pen Gelly Ring Set

Ah, yes. Give yourself a retro look by decorating your own rubbery rings with three mini neon pens. All right everyone, here is your escape:

It is your highschool reunion and you look hot! You can't wait to get in there and show old what's-his-name what he missed by ignoring you back then. The retro dance party is going strong with your favorite songs, boosting your confidence as you enter the gymnasium. Suddenly the front of your dress plasters to your chest in a cold soaking wet mass of red punch as a deep, sexy male voice is apologizes....FREEZE.

Let yourself escape and tell me what happens next. Who is your assailant? Do you find Mr. What's-his-name and exact your revenge?

Give me two lines, give me twenty, it doesn't matter. You don't have to be a writer, you don't have to be a reader, heck, you don't even have to be sane if you don't want to. Just dive in and...

Don't forget to pop into Word Flirts on Tuesday for some more Sensibly Insane musings!
Posted by Stacy Dawn :: 12:06 AM :: 13 comments

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